2007 / 144 Minutes / PG-13
Reviewed by Jason Jones

Well here we are. Another summer and another blatant attempt by Hollywood to tap into our collective nostalgia for a childhood long since past in order to make a quick buck (or a few hundred million of them anyway). Usually I don’t particularly care as it is typically something I could give less than a crap about like Dukes of Hazzard or The Cat in the Hat that finds itself being taken advantage of by the mad Hollywood marketing machine.

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Well we’re back again with what seems to have become our monthly podcast as of late.

This time we openly wonder what movies we’ll be seeing a couple of summers from now. Will Hollywood get sequeled out? Or will we be seeing part 4 or 5 or whatever of (insert franchise here) in the summers to come? Also, the AFI published another Top 100 list and like any good film geeks we take it to task on some of its selections and omissions. Some of them glaring (I forgot to mention it in the podcast, but how the hell could they overlook Ed Wood to say the least?!?

There is also the usual news and other pre-topic banter. Some of it involving Tom Cruise’s new film Valkyrie, whether or not Transformers will be the surprise hit of the Summer, and speculation on the likelihood of Lindsay Lohan making it through her twenty-first birthday unscathed.

So enjoy and we’ll catch you next time.

Please Note that the Podcast is at a new feed location these days. The new link can be found below.

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2007 / 130 Minutes / PG-13
Reviewed by Dale Nauertz

A car inexplicably hangs upside down inside an elevator shaft. John McClane and a sexy, ninja computer hacker struggle inside as the car slips further down the shaft, tangled in wires, inch by inch. It is only near the end of this sequence, just before the car careens down the shaft, that we see the car’s rear wheel wedged on a metal support piece.

That single description should illustrate what is wrong with this latest entry in the “Die Hard” franchise.

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Well since I’m currently sitting in the server room at work waiting on a new server to finish loading I thought I’d give you all a little update on a couple of new things at the site.

First of all after noticing that the podcast RSS feed had duplicates in it, I had to make a change that resulted in creating a new address for the feed. Supposedly anyone who is currently subscribed should automatically get updated to the new feed over the course of the next 30 days.

Just in case this isn’t so the new link is listed below, so you can update your feed reader(s) if you so choose. Let me know if any of you run into any snags either in the comments for this post or via e-mail.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/AFistfulOfReviewsPodcasts

The other new thing is in the interest of further whoring out this site. Over in the Site Links section you’ll see a new choice labeled not to subtlely “Shop in the Store!” Long story short I have now added a store to the site that is powered by Amazon.com.

So if you like this site and you have a need to buy stuff off of Amazon then feel free to support A Fistful of Reviews by shopping via the store link.

Now time to get back to reviews and podcasts and all that other fun stuff.

Thanks for rockin’ like you do!

- Jones

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US Theatrical release: Fall TBD Director: Noah Baumbach (“THE SQUID AND THE WHALE”) Writer: Noah Baumbach Cast: Nicole Kidman, Jack Black, Jennifer Jason Leigh, and John Turturro Producer: Scott Rudin Synopsis: Acclaimed Academy Award®-nominated writer/director Noah Baumbach (”The Squid and the Whale,” “Kicking and Screaming,”) brings to life a sharply observed portrait of a family in distress. His latest project is an unflinchingly honest story about coming to terms with one’s family and oneself, a journey that is both funny and heartbreaking. The film stars Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Jason Leigh, and Jack Black.

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2007 / 90 Minutes / Unrated
Reviewed by Jason Jones

I am not what one would call a horror film aficionado by any stretch of the imagination. So it would be prudent of me to start out this review by saying that, to date, I have yet to see any of the Saw or Hostel movies. For whatever reason I have never acquired a taste for them like many filmgoers have. Now, of course, I appreciate the greatness of films like The Exorcist and The Shining, but to me those are films that manage to transcend the genre and exist outside the boundaries of what a horror film should be.

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STOP THE PRESS! We cranked out a new podcast just over a couple of weeks after the last one! Let’s hope this is the start of a new trend. Although I’m not going to hold my breath. Enjoy at your own risk!

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2007 / 129 Minutes / R
Reviewed by Dale Nauertz

To most guys, “Knocked Up” will be more terrifying than “The Exorcist” and “Hostel” combined. An affable loser (played with lazy grace by Seth Rogen) goes to a club and hooks up with a beautiful woman far out of his league. One beer leads to another and Seth ends up knocking boots with this hottie (and Katherine Heigl is most definitely a hottie). So far, so good. It’s like the start of “Hostel” where this dude in Amsterdam tells the guys about the superhot babes with lax morals just waiting to hump Americanos in Eastern Europe. Then however, comes the part with the saw blades and the eyeballs: the hottie ends up pregnant. Now our affable stoner faces a moral conundrum: does he support this beautiful career woman or does he bail? And how does a man with little forward direction in his life deal with such a scenario? Does he retire the bong? Does he get a real job and learn to grow up? Do they have to get married now?

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2007 / 168 Minutes / PG-13
Reviewed by Dale Nauertz

Now this is more like it.

The original “Pirates”, you may remember, was one of those films that I hyped to the moon upon initial reviewing, not unlike the original “Spider Man”. I loved it. It was a breath of fresh air in a summer filled with the stock car chases, explosions and superheroes. At last, here was a summer movie I hadn’t been watching in one form or another every summer for the past ten years. It was distinctive, unique and, above all, fun. Perhaps I overrated it, but it has held up better than “Spider Man”, another film I personally overrated (sorry, Spidey). Personally, I’d rather see sword fights and cannon battles than speeches about responsibility. “Spider Man” is probably a better movie, but the original “Pirates” is infinitely more fun.

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Well we are back with a new podcast this week. It was actually recorded about 3 weeks ago, but we didn’t get around to getting it edited until now. Yes, we’re slackers but hopefully it was worth the wait.

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 - Jones

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